Today it’s cold. Washing my hands with warm water made me warmer. That action made me wish that I was standing under a stream of similarly warm water, but that would mean I’d be showering. Showering at work would be no bueno because that would mean I’d been covered in some awful chemical that needed to be instantly washed off.

And then I’d have to walk outside in soaking wet clothes or in just a lab coat, both of which would make me colder.

I guess I’ll settle for just washing my hands over and over.