Earlier today, I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about my upcoming, and what should have been lazy, weekend.

Tonight: Birthday dinner for one of GCB’s closest friends.

Tomorrow: Birthday dinner for GCB’s brother-in-law followed by a night out in the city for the birthday of one of my friends.

Sunday: Birthday dinner in HomeTown for stepMark’s and my sister Michelle’s birthdays.

Her response to all of this?

“Well hell, do you people in Missouri not have anything to do during March and April?”

Ba-dum-psh.