This morning I had a cupcake for breakfast.
This afternoon I found out that my air conditioning is out. It is 90 degrees in my apartment.
Which is why tonight I stripped down and ate ice cream.
I might have announced that to Twitter and Facebook.
Oops.
Are You the Gatekeeper? 
90 degrees on April 2. What. The. Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want your metabolism. That means I have to run more though. Fuck. 90 in your apt on April 2nd? HFS!
Yes. 90 degrees. April 2nd. What the fuck and holy fucking shit is so absolutely correct. SO CORRECT.Miserable.The apartment had cooled off to 80 by morning, though. PROGRESS!