Scene: Laying in bed, discussing my measurements.
Me: Well, I’m 36, on a good day, 28, 41.
Him: So….Matt D’Agostini, Carlo Colaiacovo, Jaroslav Halak?*
Me: Yep.
*All three of these guys are current Blues. Their numbers are, shockingly, 36, 28, 41.
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Those are some awesome measurements my dear. And the boy sounds pretty awesomely perfect for you. 🙂